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    cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
    cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
    cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
    me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
    me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
    cousin: no please don't
    me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
    cousin: I hate you.

veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via galactic-owl)

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everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

(via caffeinatedqueer)

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drfitzy:

headcanon that every time simmons gets really really drunk she starts raging over the injustice of rosalind franklin not winning a nobel prize and how watson and crick are dirty misogynists who stole her work and how important she is as not only a scientist, but a female british scientist like jemma herself

(via professorspork)

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