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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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flamingno:

when the teacher starts collecting in the homework and you realise you haven’t done it

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(via tyleroakley)

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Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster, via weezly)

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stonerbrad:

the fact that there are 12 year olds talking about //daddy ashton// and how he’d //ruin// them is quite disturbing bc when i was 12 i was thinking about nick jonas kissing me and i thought i was being super naughty

(Source: cohnnorball, via weezly)

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spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

(via msaether)

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hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

(via impalas-n-pie)

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socialnetworkhell:

"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.

(via impalas-n-pie)

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